Best 100+ Kava Root Drink Sayings

A collection of our best Kava root sayings. What are your favorite Kava sayings? 

1. Make kava not war
2. Keep calm and drink kava
3. You can't buy happiness but you can buy kava and that's kind of the same thing
4. It's always kava time
5. A shell of kava makes everything better
6. Start your day with coffee, end it with kava
7. A bowl of kava shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent 
8. Where there is kava, there is love
9. but first, kava
10. turn down for kava
11. May your kava be strong and your Friday short
12. Kava doesn't ask me questions, kava understands
13. Got the kava feeling strong on a Tuesday
14. A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.
15. Have a shell of kava and chill out
16. Kava drinkers make better lovers
17. Bula it's thirsty Thursday
18. I used to think too much kava was bad for me, so I stopped thinking
19. I didn't choose the kava life, it chose me 
20. I only need kava on days ending in "Y"
21. I survive Monday with Kava
22. Work...nothing a cup of kava can't fix
23. Coffee keeps me going until it's time for kava
24. It doesn't matter if the cup os half empty of half full...there is clearly more room for kava
25. Every empty bowl is filled with stories
26. Today's forecast: 100% chance of kava
27. Best friends don't care if you're house is clean. They care if you have kava.
28. I went a day without kava once. Worst day ever.
29. I drink coffee because I need it. I drink kava becasue I deserve it
30. When in doubt drink kava
31. Dear kava, I love you.  That is all.
32. The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are shells.
33. Kava is life
34. Kava tastes better on Fridays
35. Beware. Kava Zone. Watch for friendly behavior.
36. Happiness is kava on a Friday night
37. You'll be fine, drink good kava
38. Kava. (n.) a hug in a cup
39. Step aside Monday...this is a job for kava
40. A cup of kava is a cup of peace
41. Make time for kava
42. Kava is liquid wisdom 
43. If you can't say anything nice, you obviously haven't had you kava yet
44. Friends don't let friends drink kava alone.
45. Sometimes I write "drink kava" on my to-do list, just so I feel like I've accomplished something.
46. You know what rhymes with Friday? Kava.
47. I don't sweat, I kava.
48. A bowl of kava for the Sunday night blues
49. Nokavaphobia...the fear of running out of kava
50. I didn't text you, Kava did
51. Kava doesn't have many vitamins - that's why you have to drink a lot of it
52. Shh...yep, I hear a bowl of kava calling me
53. There is a time and place for kava. In my hands and now.
54. Kava is the answer. What was the question?
55. My only plan tonight is kava
56. It's a lot easier to start the day when you know it will end with kava.
57. Anything is possible when you are drinking kava.
58. "To Kava or not to Kava?" That is never the question 
59. I just rescued some kava, it was trapped in a bag
60. This kava tastes like I'll be texting you later.
61. This job reminds me that I need a cup of kava
62. I followed my heart and it led me to kava
63. There is no life without water because water is needed to make kava
64. The first thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with kava
65. Lets workout really hard, then rehydrate with kava!
66. kavalicious
67. Netflix and kava and naps
68. If Monday had a face, I would serve it kava.
69. Never take advice from me. You'll only end up drinking kava.
70. I decided to have a bowl of kava to celebrate the facts that I have some kava
71. I make kava disappear. What's your superpower?
72. Always keep a bucket of kava in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday. 
73. My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink kava.
74. The answer may not be at the bottom of a bowl of kava, but you should at least check
75. Age and shells of kava should never be counted
76. I would exercise but, its makes me spill my kava.
77. I'm never drinking again...ohh look kava!
78. Sometimes kava is just necessary 
79. Smile, there's kava!
80. I'm on a kava diet.  Exercising is optional
81. Oh no! I bought kava instead of milk...again.
82. Kava: Because Monday happens every week!
83. 86% of Kava drinkers do not trust others who do not drink kava.
84. It's funny how 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 cups of kava can be done in one sitting. 
85. If you walk a mile in my shoes, you'll end up sitting down drinking kava
86. Of course size matters. No one wants a small bowl of kava
87. Soup of the day: Kava
88. On Sundays, my kava is recreational as opposed to weekdays when it is medicinal
89. Quitter make excuses. Winners make kava.
90. Kava...the reason I wake up every afternoon 
91. This weekend, I've decided to do a juice cleanse. And by juice , I mean kava.
92. Education is important but kava is importanter
93. The best time to plant kava was four years ago.  The second best time is now. 
94. Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on kava.
95. I'm not addicted to kava, I'm committed
96. Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring kava.
97. You can't mix all day...if you don't start in the morning
98. This kava tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow
99. A frown is a silent notion for kava
100. Somebody left a grocery list in this cart that said "Kava and shit to eat with kava" so I'm pretty sure my soulmate is out there.
101. If she drinks kava, she's a keeper. 
102. If you drink enough kava it tastes like love
103. Eat well kava often 
104. People who say you're hard to shop for, maybe don't know where to buy kava
105. Dear cupid, forget love, just send kava!
106. Our house has an open door policy. Bring kava, and we'll open the door.
107. If kava isn't the answer your question sucks
108. My boss told me to have a good day..so I went home to drink kava
109. Always buy more kava than you think you need. Better safe than stressed.
110. There is only one thing better than a shell of kava. A bowl. 

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